lonelytourists-deactivated20121:

I thought I’d do a monologue from Corduroy Seville’s masterpiece, ‘Misadventures of a Teenage Renegade’… (imitating girl’s voice) I guess I should tell you about the first time I had my period. My daddy was driving me back from summer camp, and I turned to him and I said, “Daddy, I think I’m sloughing!” And he said, “That’s nice, honey.” And I realized, that he had like, no idea, just what sloughing meant! So I explained to him, that it meant blood was gushing from my you-know-where! And he nearly wrecked the car, trying to hand me a wad of fast food napkins, which is not something that you particularly want to stick up your hooch!